This may have been the hardest decision I’ve ever made in my life. Please do not take any of this too seriously, I love all Lana Del Rey songs, regardless of their ranking. 

1. Born to Die – What a career opener. The lyrics, the music, the production. Lana Del Rey has so many amazing songs, but nothing could beat Born to Die. Title track of her debut album, first released song, and I can’t imagine a better start to her career. 
2. Thunder – I could write a book about why this song is one of the best songs of all time. There is only one song in her entire discography that I think could ever top it. 
3. Video Games – My first Lana song, I will never not love this song. 
4. Margaret – When you know, you know. 
5. Happiness is a butterfly – DON’T. BE. A. JERK. DON’T. CALL. ME. A. TAXI. SITTIN. IN. YOUR. SWEATSHIRT. CRYING. IN. THE. BACKSEAT. I. JUST. WANT. TO. DANCE. WITH. YOU.
6. Beautiful – HE’S INTERESTED, HE’S HOLDING ME BACK. IF I COULD BE MORE LIKE YOU, I WOULD, BUT I CAN’T AND I’M GLAD ABOUT THAT
7. Black Beauty – I want this tattooed on my brain. 
8. Dealer – WHY CAN’T YOU BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING? NOT ONE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK? 
9. Groupie Love – A$AP and Lana mesh so well together. 
10. Radio – Now my life is sweet like cinnamon. 
11. Cinnamon Girl – Violet, blue, green red, to keep me out, I win. 
12. Living Legend – Actual living legend. 
13. In My Feelings – Nothing doper than this. 
14. How to disappear – But I love that man like nobody can. 
15. Violets for Roses – Give her every award ever. 
16. Norman f*****g Rockwell – “WHY WAIT FOR THE BEST WHEN I COULD HAVE YOU?” Like a knife in my chest. 
17. National Anthem – TELL ME I’M YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM. 
18. Love Song – BE MY ONCE IN A LIFETIME. 
19. Get Free – Out of the blackkkk. OUT. OF. THE. BLACK. Into the blueeeee. INTO. THE. BLUE.
20. Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd – The outro actually gives me goosebumps. 
21. Kintsugi – I have never listened to this song without crying. 
22. Watercolor Eyes – Euphoria should have just made the show this song on repeat for thirty minutes every episode. 
23. The Next Best American Record – She definitely cooked up the best American record with NFR. 
24. Let The Light In – I dream about this song. 
25. Brooklyn Baby – Way overplayed but I love her. 
26. F**k it I love you – Her voice is unmatched. 
27. American – Lana makes me more patriotic every day. 
28. 24 – She’s so real for this one. 
29. Pretty When You Cry – Lana Del Rey the woman you are.
30. The Other Woman – THE OTHER WOMAN. WILL ALWAYS CRY HERSELF TO SLEEP. 
31. Say Yes to Heaven – I’ve got my eye on you. 
32. Arcadia – Lana please let me clean your halo. 
33. Salvatore – This song is all mine. I don’t care that it’s insanely popular now. 
34. Text Book – What an album opener. 
35. Summer Bummer – WHITE LINES AND BLACK PEACHEEEESSSSSSS
36. California – Makes me want to go to the West Coast. 
37. Is This Happiness? – Lyrics are so astronomically good and so underrated. 
38. Sweet – The bridge is so good. 
39. Lolita – Underrated bop. 
40. Chemtrails Over the Country Club – Title track as it should be. 
41. Interlude – The Trio – I’m tired of acting like this isn’t an absolute bop. 
42. Fishtail – DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT YOU’LL BRAID MY HAIR BABE IF YOU DON’T REALLY CARE. YOU WANTED ME SADDER. 
43. If You Lie Down With Me – I’m convinced she’s actually an angel. 
44. Taco Truck x VB – Very bonita. 
45. A&W – Jack Antanoff ate with this production
46. Without You – Not a single bad note or lyric in the entire song. 
47. Let Me Love You Like a Woman – Her voice is so pretty in this song
48. Love – Just such a cutesy little song. 
49. Cherry – I FALL TO PIECES WHEN I’M WITH YOU
    50. Young and Beautiful – So overplayed but I actually adore this song.
50. Lust for Life – I love The Weeknd so much this was such a good combo. 
51. White Mustang – It feels wrong to have this so low. 
52. High By the Beach – I feel like I’m in a trance everytime I hear this song. 
53. Shades of Cool – This song speaks for itself. 
54. Beautiful People Beautiful Problems – BLUE IS THE COLOR OF THE PLANET FROM THE VIEW ABOVE
55. Off to the Races – Her voice is mesmerizing in the chorus. 
56. Dark Paradise – Actually angelic. 
57. Body Electric – All of Paradise is so underrated. 
58. Nectar of the Gods – Blue Banisters my baby. 
59. Peppers – This song is addicting. 
60. Snow on the Beach – This song is so good without some whiney voice saying that they “can’t hear Lana” in my ear. 
61. Black Bathing Suit – No one gets Blue Banisters like I do. 
62. Dance Till We Die – Love the lyrics. 
63. Tulsa Jesus Freak – Another underrated bop. 
64. Money Power Glory – My favorite thing about this song is that Tom Blythe would listen to it while getting into character for A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. 
65. Tough – They ate this one up. 
66. This Is What Makes Us Girls – Unpopular but I love this song. 
67. Ride – Words can’t describe how nostalgic this song is to me. 
68. Blue Banisters – So freaking underrated. 
69. Freak – I try so hard to love Honeymoon songs but I think it’s just not my album. 
70. The Grants – The intro ate down. 
71. White Dress – Her voice in this is phenomenal. 
72. Ultraviolence – Gimme some of that ultraviolence.
73. Million Dollar Man – Very screwed up and brilliant. 
74. Doin’ Time – NFR should win every award ever. 
75. Summertime Sadness – Has a special place in my heart, one of the first Lana songs I listened to. 
76. Cola – THAT HIGH NOTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
77. Breaking Up Slowly – Scratches my brain so right.
78. Honeymoon – Actually angelic. 
79. West Coast – Your love, your love, your loo-ooovveee. 
80. Change – I love the lyrics but I don’t like how it sounds. 
81. Carmen – So good but so overplayed. 
82. Blue Jeans – I can’t comprehend this song being this low on the list. 
83. Music To Watch Boys To – I like this song a lot. 
84. Diet Mountain Dew – No comment, just Diet Mountain Dew.
85. Cherry Blossom – Blue Banisters is so good I don’t care what anyone says. 
86. Yosemite – We did it for fun, we did it for free, I SHOWED UP FOR YOU, YOU SHOWED UP FOR ME
87. Old Money – A good song, but I’ve way overplayed it
88. Wildflower Wildfire – Underrated bop. 
89. Mariners Apartment Complex – CAUSE EVEN IN THE DARK, I FEEL YOUR RESISTANCE YOU CAN SEE MY HEART BURNING IN THE DISTANCE BABY, BABY, BABY, I’M YOUR MANNNN  
90. Sad Girl – The bridge is a work of art, but the rest doesn’t feel that special. 
91. Burning Desire – I need to listen to this more. It’s pretty good.
92. Paris, Texas – It feels like a crime to have this one so low
93. Tomorrow Never Came – I WAITED FOR YOU IN THE SPOT YOU SAID TO WAIT
94. Swan Song – This needs to be in a movie
95. Venice B***h – Summer Bummer is better. 
96. Sweet Carolina – What did Kevin do to you?
97. Art Deco – So art deco. 
98. Heroin – So good but too slow. 
99. God Bless America- And All the Beautiful People in It – I get so patriotic when I hear this song. 
100. Coachella – Woodstock In My Mind – Nobody talk to me I love this song how is it so low. 
101. Not All Who Wander Are Lost – Such a good first line, but the sound is kind of boring and I feel like none of the rest of the lyrics are as good as that first line. 
102. Guns and Roses – The verses are so good but I don’t like the main part of the song
103. Candy Necklace – I feel so bad for this. 
104. Bel Air – The lyrics are so good but I don’t love the way it sounds. 
105. Bartender – the main part just scratches my brain kind of wrong. 
106. When the World Was at War We Kept Dancing – when the world was at warrrrrrrr
107. Religion – I can’t agree with my own ranking, I love this song. 
108. FIngertips – This song is so good it just makes me very sad. 
109. F****d My Way Up To the Top – I like the way this song sounds, I can’t explain it. 
110. The Blackest Day – It just feels too slow. 
111. Blue Velvet – I think these two will move up but I don’t listen to Paradise enough. 
112. Yayo – This one grows on my the more I listen to it
113. Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep-sea fishing – I can’t get over how long the title is
114. Wild at Heart – I absolutely love the lyrics in this one. 
115. Florida Kilos – This one may be an unpopular opinion but it’s just the way I feel. 
116. 13 Beaches – I actually love this song. I can’t comprehend how low this is ranked. 
117. For Free – Chemtrails over the Country Club is probably my least favorite album sorry.
118. God Knows I Tried – Good, not great. 
119. Cruel World – Ultraviolence isn’t my favorite album as a whole. 
120. Gods & Monsters – I like this song, but I don’t love it. 
121. Dark But Just a Game – Just doesn’t stand out to me. 
122. Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood – Love the lyrics, just bored by the sound of it. 
123. Terrence Loves You – No matter how hard I try I genuinely can’t remember what it sounds like no matter how many times I listen to it. 
124. The greatest – I can’t for the life of me remember what this song sounds like unless I’m listening to it, it just doesn’t really stick out to me. 
125. Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have – It feels evil to have a least favorite Lana Del Rey song. I don’t know, this just isn’t one that really sticks with me.